User blog:Rathon/On Thanksgiving

Update: Right before I gave the money to the POOR and IRISH in the Infinity Lands, I realized that the ones living worse lives are the poor ones. Therefore, we must support the rich! '''And so, I am redistributing this money to the 3 wealthiest of the non-god-lord donators! THIS LOGIC IS FLAWLESS AND NOT IN ANY WAY HARMFUL TO SOCIETY.*'''

Top donators:


 * 1. hoothooot


 * 2. dragonxxazn


 * 3. DaNoodleBrain

470 gold donated. So it's Thanksgiving soon and you guys will have feasts...but most of you are rich (some of you have infinite gold!) and so why don't you also help out those less fortunate?

It has come to my attention that there is an oppressed place known as the Infinity Lands. Everyone there is POOR and IRISH and is suffering under the rule of a brutal, harsh dictator. Said dictator has even led a massive genocide against all small four-legged mammals with hooves. To help out the starving people who cannot afford anything to eat except noob freebuild maps,''' I am collecting donations of gold on November 24. '''Also, starting now and until November 24, you may "dedicate" any KotH or CTF win to this cause. This will make you earn 1.5x gold, but 2/3 of that is automatically donated. '''This means you will end up keeping half of what you would normally earn, but you'll get 1.5x as much if you planned on donating anyway. '''

Also a minor detail that you probably don't care about: '''there will be prizes to the top 3 donators! I will keep track of who has donated how much by myself and occasionally post the total amount donated here.'''

*Did you guys forget that 11/25 is God-King Fool's Day? H3H3H3.